Her: Let's meet up. My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Me: Why did he break up with you?
Her: He's going to prison.
Me: Doesn't that usually happen the other way around?
Her: I know
Me: Why is he going to prison?
Her: He blew up a house while making Butane wax (a highly concentrated form of marijuana). He literally blew up an entire house with 2 kids in it. No one died, but he still has to go away.
Me: Imagine that. What's your type?
Her: Bad boys & outlaws.
Me: Sounds perfect. Can't you get conjugal visits with him?
Her: Not in federal.
Me: Oh well.
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