Friday, October 31, 2014

THE DATE THAT NEVER CAME TO PASS

Facebook girl. Never met in person.

Her: Let's meet up. My boyfriend just broke up with me. 

Me: Why did he break up with you?

Her: He's going to prison. 

Me: Doesn't that usually happen the other way around?

Her: I know

Me: Why is he going to prison?

Her: He blew up a house while making Butane wax (a highly concentrated form of marijuana). He literally blew up an entire house with 2 kids in it. No one died, but he still has to go away. 

Me: Imagine that. What's your type?

Her: Bad boys & outlaws. 

Me: Sounds perfect.  Can't you get conjugal visits with him?

Her: Not in federal. 

Me: Oh well. 

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